1. When you’re unsure as to whether you have enough glitter on your face before a night out and are unable to stop applying ‘just a little bit more’.
2. And then finding glitter all over your makeup/ clothes/ bedroom for the rest of your life.
3. The debate of whether you should buy weed or food with the £20 your Grandma gave you, and choosing weed every time.
4. Strategically placing yourself in front of the event photographer for most of the night, only for them to not upload any of the photos with you in them.
5. Blowing your entire student loan on three crop tops in a vintage store.
6. Trying to hide the fact your high in front of the checkout attendant whilst buying chocolate and king skins at one in the morning and failing miserably.
7. When you meet a guy whilst on ecstasy in a club and know that he is the love of your life.
8. And then the awful moment the next day when you realize that you gave your entire contact details to some random weirdo you just met because you thought he was the one.
9. Waking up and remembering that you ate a large Domino’s pizza, seven chicken wings and a whole tub of Ben & Jerry’s whilst high last night.
10. Going out before a deadline when you haven’t finished all of your work and then spending the whole next day trying to think of mitigating circumstances and hating yourself.
11. Trying to get a bindi to stick to your forehead and then constantly having to check whether it’s still on your forehead all night.
12. The age-old dilemma of trying to work out whether a leftover baggy contains Mkat or ketamine.
13. And then the moment when you realize the massive line of Mkat you just sniffed was actually ketamine.
14. Catching your reflection in the club toilets at 5am and being horrified by a sweaty monster from the blue lagoon staring back at you.
15. Being unable to hide drugs down your top whilst getting past the bouncers because you’re not wearing a bra.
16. Not being able to find the lighter that you just had it in your hand.
17. Spending an hour looking around the living room for the last bag of ketamine and then remembering that you snorted it already.
18. When you have brown hair but want to dye it a pastel colour.
19. Wondering whether the lines of drugs you just racked up are big enough and then making them bigger to be on the safe side.
20. Having to take a ten-minute time out because you accidentally took too many drugs on the dance floor.
21. When you wait a few days to get an event ticket and then it sells out.
22. When you go to buy an event ticket two minutes after they go on sale only to find out that they’re on third release already.
23. The moment of dread when one of your parents rings you whilst you’re off your face
24. Wanting to grow out your block fringe but not wanting to have curtains whilst it grows out.
25. Buying a bag of weed to last you the entire week and then smoking it in one night.
26. Shopping in Claire’s Accessories even though you’re not 12 anymore.